Seriously, is there no lesbian porn featuring and made for real lesbians?
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the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
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Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do
(via i-suck-dick)
i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now.
ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator
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everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
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“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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